I’m tired of this story. You’re tired of this story. But if there’s one thing I cannot tolerate, that’s wasting beer. Detroit bumpkin John Green tosses a $15 Coors Light and now I’ve got Matt Lauer telling me that the world will never be the same. Honestly, why all the fuss? White guys in Detroit get their asses kicked by black guys everyday.
The worst part is that this guy throws the beer and then lets some skinny kid take the ass-kicking. John Green, you're a redneck, a pussy, a beer-waster and, of course, a douche bag.
