Douche Bag of the Day launches with not just one, but an entire fleet of douche bags, captained by the chairman of a sinking FCC, Michael Powell.
Colin’s son tops off a ridiculous week of coverage concerning a considerably tame (if not lame) promo for Monday Night Football and one of ABC’s most popular shows, Desperate Housewives. In the promo, DH hottie Nicollette Sheridan drops towel and pounces on Philly baller Terrell Owens. Controversy ensues before Hank Williams, Jr. can slur “are you ready for some football!” While no one can provide an official number of complaints, apparently a K-Mart’s-load of real life desperate housewives (the ones who don’t have Marcia Cross’ perfectly tinted red locks or Terri Hatcher’s sweet rack) called in to complain about their husbands eyeballing
With John Kerry no longer windsurfing or killing ducks, and Scott Peterson well on his way to being pimped out by the Aryan Nation for cigs and shoelaces, the media had no choice but lube this story up and drive it home. And drive it they did. ABC apologized. The NFL apologized. The Eagles apologized. Owens kinda apologized. The coaches apologized. Coaches from other teams apologized. Indianapolis Colts’ head coach Tony Dungy called the promo racist (Owens black,
Michael Powell has rendered the FCC useless. His personal agenda now comes before all else. He hates boobies and the F-word, two of the greatest things ever. It was just a woman’s back, Powell. No boobs. Not even any ass cleavage. Just her back. Common sense has no influence on him. Michael Powell, you are one out of control douche bag.
And not the only one this time.
Dan Rooney, your Steelers got themselves ejected from last week’s game before the first play was made. Was that not a disgrace? Where was your letter to the editor apologizing for your sluggers? Next time, keep your mouth shut douche bag.
Tony Dungy, what the hell are you talking about? Racist? According to the
ABC, why would you apologize for the airing the promo? You shot it. You knew when it was going to air. If you feel the need to apologize for something, you should apologize for the American Music Awards. I guarantee more kids saw a completely wasted Anna Nicole Smith jiggle her plastic boobies than Nicollette Sheridan in a towel. Thanks for giving this skank 15 more minutes, douche bags.