If nothing else, the Schiavo circus has given the unemployed (and the unemployable) something to do. Case and point: Jesse Jackson.
The preaching and philandering Jackson came rushing to dying Schiavo’s side….13 days after her feeding tube was removed and 15 years after this whole mess started. Arriving in a stretch limo, Jackson joined the throngs of nuts, wackos and zealots outside the hospice housing Schiavo, to call for the feeding tube to be replaced. Jackson even went so far as to call black legislators to try and rekindle congressional interference in the Schiavo case.
But even one of the main congressional douche bags who led Congress’ disgusting attempt at playing God wondered what the Hell took Rev. Jackson so long. "If he could sway votes - and I'm certain he may be able to - it would have been helpful if he had done that a little earlier" said Daniel Webster, a Republican. "We're running out of time. To do it now is not as timely as a couple of weeks ago would have been."
Perhaps Jesse’s limo had a flat. Or maybe he was running from a child support lawsuit. Jesse badly needs a cause, even if it’s a white girl. But 15 years and 13 days is a little too long to wait. Get back in the limo douche bag, and take the rest of the freaks with you.
