Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Cell Out



When I give my number to hot, filthy rich models, I expect them to keep it on the down low. I am married for Christ’s sake! So like Lindsay Lohan, Eminem, Ashlee Simpson, DJ AM , Jay Z, other celebrities and Pauly Shore, I too am so pissed that Paris Hilton basically downloaded all our numbers to the common folk. Her T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked, and now I’m getting thousands of calls from teenage girls asking if I’m really me. Now my wife knows that I sleep with models. That’s not hot, douche bag.

And they better not find out about the video tape.

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